The Year of The Dumb Ass

As my boyfriend says, "the more things change, the more they stay the same."

A week ago, my friends and I, after having dinner at home, went out on the town.  Immediately upon landing in one known establishment, I saw both Dumbass D. and Dumbass Colemun.  Actually, it is the otherway around, I met Dumb Ass Colemun prior to even coming across Dumb Ass D.  

Dumb Ass D. however was apparently back together with his boring girlfriend - and together they make a very boring couple, however that is so NOT my problem.  I ignored them.  I also ignored Dumb Ass C.

It would be later that evening when Dumb Ass C came up to my girlfriends, while I was talking to some other interesting Smoke Jumper from Idaho, and have the gall to say, "Are the Cougars out on the prowl?" and Rock Star would reply, "Don't call us that.  And we do not want you."  In which he, embarrassed-ly so, shuffled away.

Last night, again... Dumb Ass and Dumb Ass.  Dumb Ass D came up to us, putting his arms around a few friends, saying "hello," or something to that affect - I commented "BORING," though I doubt he caught my drift... and the Librarian said, "Where's Jen?  she seemed to leave you in the dust," at which time he then scuffled away as well.  Thank goodness.   And hours alter, Dumb Ass C would block Rock Stars way (I was behind her, ignoring him and his dumb ass girlfriend)  and ask her if "she was still mad at him."  Clearly he wants to be important to us; and he'd have to be important to us for Rock Star or any of us to be mad at him.

Darlin', hate to break this to your ego... You are a DUMB ASS.  You are either really dumb (to turn down a beer drinking date with me, in which I was going to buy), or boring (all you seem to do .. IS DRINK), or just plain not all that interesting on any real level (if you think your cowboy looks are going to get you everywhere, you may want to start working on that lack of personality... especially when a 40 something woman bothers you).... if I could think of something to say so that Dumb Ass C. never spoke to us again, I would... however I just don't think he is that smart.

The more I change, the more you do not change.

The Librarian met a Dumb Dumb.  Actually Anita came across two really Dumb Dumbs.

Rock Star met a Dumber.

Last night, was kind of funny, from my perspective, as Dumb Ass D and his girlfriend (2 months ago they were broke up, and I could have cared less) - as they sat on their bar stools, they had troubles not looking at us and talking about us.  Couldn't be 100% sure they WERE talking about us, however I was 100% sure they WERE looking at us.  That we were important to them.  

And how can I not be so THANKFUL to not be with either of them.  I would be most embarrassed to be seen with either, in any self-respecting way.  And that is the only way I would be with either of them.

It's definitely been the Year of the Dumb Ass.  
And the more we change, the more they stay the same.