Tuesday, January 31, 2012

The New Test of Intelligence

Last night I ran into The Crush.
I hadn't talked to him, I hadn't seen him in a few weeks. I didn't give him the time of day -

He pointed me out to a friend of his,  one whom which he was playing pool with.
After a few beers and a dance with a girl, he walked by.  He would have said hi to me, as he said hello to my girlfriend, but I turned my head.  I ignored him.

My friend said, "that was perfect. He would have waved and said hello to you, but you turned away."
Later, I asked my friend..."How long do I ignore him?  Until he finally gathers some brains?  Until he gets smart?"

Her response was, "I don't know.  Either until he bothers him too much or you don't care anymore."

He's a dumbass.  What person turns down a drink with another that they are attracted to?  Or perhaps I am too hot for him?? :)

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