How Many Toads Do You Know?

So my girlfriend sent me a text this morning - telling me EVERYONE that was out.  3 of my crushes, 2 of her's, some old toads, toads that apparently aren't going to speak to us again..Toads with matching women.

I said, "my mom would have a hay day with this."  At least we know men that actually talk to us.  Not that we want them, or apparently they don't want us.  At the same time, do we really want to be "THAT" girl.  That girl that is dating HIM?

HIM:
He's boring.
He's negative.
He's full of himself.
He's arrogant AND boring.
He's not ready to settle down.
He's with the flavor of the week.  He has his fun and enjoys his fun, though he's discreet.
He went home.
He was afraid to say "hello," as it looked like the girl who was with him, would rip out his tongue if he did so.
He's old.
He's drunk........................................................................................................................... all the time.
He only dates older women that are into themselves.
He's a player.
He's really not that interesting because he's dating a very uninteresting girl and thus, together, they ARE BORING.
He won't dance (while a good dance partner is really nice, if he's just willing...).
He's dating someone who is underage.
He spit his drink on me, apparently accidentally.
He was interested in only ONE thing, and we didn't fit together well.
He is.... ya know, I can't remember his last name.
He has nothing to say.
He dances WAY too fast. And he dropped me.  Then he wanted to flip me.  And do it over again.
He can't carry on a conversation, though he will send you naughty texts.
He hints that you ought to follow him to the bar after you are done "here" (dancing) - I'm not sure if he wants to talk there, since he can't communicate with you here.
He's a convict. And I slept with him.
He can't meet you for a beer because he doesn't "know" you.  Even though you asked and you were paying for the beer.
He doesn't seem to be with her anywhere but the bar.
He drinks.  The only time you see him, is with a beer in his hand.
He dances, but with a drink in his hand.
He thought I thought there was something going on, so he sent me a text telling me he wasn't available for more - I didn't realize I was interested in him.
He's dating a married woman.
He's interested in my friend, I think.
He's a convict.  He's been in jail for a sex offense. Though I was interested until I found THAT out.
He's like 20 years younger than me.  .
He may be interested, but he doesn't chase.  He's too  lazy.  He's used to women pursuing him.
He seems to  only date "high maintenance" women.
He doesn't seem to go anywhere, except the bar.
He has children, that he isn't that involved with.
He holds his own pity party.   Regularly.
He doesn't ask me anything about me or my interests.




Know any of these toads?