My girlfriend recently had - what she felt to be - a humiliating moment in her love life.
She had fallen for her play thing.
It happens.
She had asked him,
weeks ago,
is this going anywhere?
He said,
We'll talk Tuesday.
First Clue.
He was her first toy.
How was she to know,
it was the First clue?
In all honesty,
you don't know.
You never really know.
One night,
Two weeks,
More than Three Drinks later.....
He leaves without saying Good-bye.
Where did he go?
So she texts.
He's at home.
He's heading to bed.
Don't come over.
Damn it!
I need an answer.
I asked "is this going anywhere?"
Upon arriving,
it's dark.
Perhaps this is the Second Clue?
She's more than tipsy,
She's angry,
And she's going to get her answer.
Yet,
it doesn't look like
it normally does.
Usually there is a light,
a door open,
not, tonight.
So she takes the first door.
OOPSY.
The door shuts.
She hears a noise -
is it the neighbor?
Oh God.
She doesn't make a sound,
doesn't want to be found,
thinking "I really don't do this......
........... kind of thing."
A text is sent,
she gets his attention,
he comes out,
and finds her.
in......the......
Elevator Closet.
"What are you doing? Why are you here?"
he asks,
"I told you not to come."
"Yes, but I want my answer."
To what? He asks.
"Is this going anywhere?"
In the Elevator Closet?
Probably the 3rd or 4th clue?
He responds, "you said you had another interest."
She replies, "I said,
I wouldn't pursue him,
If this is going somewhere."
You're in the Elevator Closet - Where can it go?
She's furious.
She's tells him she misses him.
He's in shock.
There they are,
in the Elevator Closet.
No one's ever been so honest
to say,
they've missed him.
"Well," he starts,
"You said you had another interest and I,
am seeing a porn star."
"For how long?
I don't do this kind of thing!
And I miss you."
He replies,
"for a couple weeks."
GASP!
"Couldn't you have told me?
Couldn't you have been honest with me?,"
she asked.
"You said you had another interest and
I did tell you,"
he replied.
"When you said you were seeing a porn star,
I thought you were joking."
She answered, as she stands in
the elevator closet.
She leaves,
with her answer,
finally gotten,
in the elevator closet.
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