I emailed Pinedale, kind of giving him hell, because he acted a little whiney the other night. Don't act like you're the only person that hasn't been on a date in years.....
In the process of it, though I REMEMBERED this incident which pretty much took me out of the "Match.com" scene until recently.
I met a guy online, 2-3 years ago. He came through Sheridan and had dinner with me. I have recalled more of that night since emailing this story to Pinedale (who has yet to read it - see the other post on "You've Got Mail" Heck, see the other posts all together).
After we had ordered our dinner, he started quizzing me. Did I have any panties on?
HUH?
(Yes)
Let me see them.
HUH????
Some (all right, probably everyone ever hearing THIS story) wondered WHY I didn't get up and leave.
Truly, because I didn't care. I knew I wasn't going to kiss him, hug him, OR.. have sex with him. I could be mildly entertained. Oh, he did wonder how it was that I wasn't as conversationalist with him in person as I was online/on the phone. Well, honestly, because once I saw him and once he started in on my panties, I LOST ALL INTEREST. I was, just there, for the dinner.
So as we ate our dinners, and he continued after me to show him my panties, I dodged questions....Once I was done with my dinner, however, I hiked up my skirt and showed him my panties. (Jackass)
As the skirt fell and I reached for my beer, he "DOUBLE DOGGED DARED ME" to moon him.
Who the hell Double Dog Dares someone? How old is he? 7???
With that, I grabbed my beer, gave him the finger and walked out.
(Later I would hear Toby Keith - I do believe - sing about "double dog daring" someone. Still that is a song. Not a line for a girl, on a date)
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