Play and Discard

I am wondering what Play and Discard would do if I walked up to him and kissed him.  After which, of course, commenting that I wondered if he kissed as good as he looked?

I know he's arrogant, my friend confided that to me, as well.
He's a player.

It'd be the time that I stumbled in my heels, I'm sure.  :) 

Still.
Have that confidence.
Find out.

Because how many times have I actually been  - well - surprised and horrified at the same time.  Surprised that they maybe did or didn't kiss all that well, and that their Johnson was either TOO DAMN BIG (yes you read that correctly) or didn't seem to really want to work without A LOT of encouragement from them?

Nothing like texting  your girlfriend, who doesn't text, was probably OUT OF RANGE when you texted anyways..."HELP!! How do I handle a Johnson that I can barely ...well..fit in my mouth?"  And of course, I was slightly out of range too - in the Crazies out by Big Timber, MT.

Or the other guy that wanted me to mouth his Johnson and it laid their limp.  And it hadn't been fully used.  Something about that was just not a turn on.  Need a response here!  Warning Warning!  The sirens went off in my head, but not like "stars," not like "I can't wait."  More like... WARNING!!  Bad ju ju.

So maybe a kiss will decide whether I want to spend any more time on my ga ga play thing?

Play And Discard

Well there's a few men on the horizon, though one... unfortunately, is a Play and Discard.  Of course he is, I told my friend.  If he wasn't, he would be OFF the market.  Though old dogs can learn new tricks, a fella can change, or find someone that delights their socks off, and they want to change for them.

I believe that to be true, though I don't hold my breath that its COMMON.

So I'm a little gaga over a fella that is clearly in the "Play and Discard" game.  And can I hack it?  Probably.  Unlike most games, even knowing the rules to Play and Discard prior to going in, doesn't necessarily help.  He at least gives me another reason to keep my running shoes on regularly and used.  Got to look great in case I "run" into him.