It really was a priceless moment, when at the bar, we halted right in front of my Dumbass, who had just gotten himself a drink.
He is so very arrogant.
He says, "hello ladies," as though we are there to see HIM. And he held his drink out in such a way, I truly could not keep myself from grabbing it.
But OH NO... along with arrogance comes selfishness.
He couldn't, wouldn't let go of that drink. Goodness no.
So I merely grabbed the two straws in the drink and took quite a sip, as he and my friends watched. You could see he had NOT one idea what to do, what to think or barely what to say. He merely said, "it's Tanqueray Gin and Tonic," and walked back to his girlfriend.
My friends watched me in shock, surprise and ultimately, in humor. Did she really do that?
